i dont like it when elephant seals give me that look


i dont like it when elephant seals give me that look

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.
I ride into battle on one of these


Animal Companions
Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

It got better since I last saw it

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this.

An old set of playing cards from Iran, circa 1930.
via reddit
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”
Rather than waiting for the Chinese government to recognize their right to marry, Teresa Xu and Li Tingting held an informal ceremony in Beijing in June 2015.
evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me
you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit
im pregnant.
i was taken advantage of by a man who held enough leverage over my whole family that i was terrified to protest.
i didn’t want any of this.
i can’t afford to be pregnant. i can’t afford to have a child. i can’t afford any of this.
my only option for terminating is finding a way to go to jackson, mississippi for four days to visit the only clinic in mississippi. my life is over if i dont.
i work hard at a terrible, dangerous job, literally putting my life on the line at work. i saved money for the procedure itself since i found out, but i can’t afford a trip to jackson…..i just cant. i have to pay for lodging, a bus ticket, transportation…. mississippi only allows first trimester abortions..im already at 13 weeks and time isn’t on my side.
please help me.
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#Nope